Carnivorous Muffins Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus

In which Lily Potter is not quite a normal little girl. Her uncle Death seems to be convinced she'south the grim reaper. And her ever political and invisible best friend Wizard Lenin merely thinks she should take over the world. On top of all that the secret society of wizards think she's Jesus.

Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus is a serial of interrelated fics past The Carnivorous Muffin (who also wrote All Yous Need Is Dear) and is the Harry Potter Crack Fic to end all Crack Fiction, and masterful satire of the Harry Potter universe. Featuring a Female!Harry (that would be Lily/Ellie). Gleefully Inverts and Averts and twists a host of tropes traditionally associated with Harry Potter Fanfiction in knots. Except when they are funnier played straight.

The principal story, Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus , is supplemented by enough companion stories to warrant folders for them all...

     Side Stories

• Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte In which Death, Lily, and Magician Lenin take a chat on what, for them, is a typical Sunday afternoon.
• A Considerable Speck In which Death wanders through memories of a past world as well as the mythos that surrounded him there.
• Lily Riddle and the Narcotics Emporium In which Frank The Vampire, previously named Constantine, learned to end worrying and love the anarchy produced past a rather insane picayune daughter.
• Helter Skelter In which Bellatrix Lestrange confronts Riddle Incorporated leading Frank The Vampire to think about the politics of the twenty-four hour period and the addict'due south anthem.
• A Weasley Family Dinner In which Bill Weasley, inconsequential man employee at Gringotts, attempts to explicate to his family the recent developments at Gringotts concerning Eleanor Potter and Lily Riddle. No one actually believes him.
• A Discussion on Origins In which it's Sunday and Wizard Lenin and Lily are visiting the mysterious uncle Expiry but Wizard Lenin decides to spend this particular Dominicus making the mysterious Death less of a mystery.
• Ellie Potter: A Character Study In which Neville thinks about his classmate Ellie Potter and well-nigh the difference between what they thought she would be like and how she is. In the cease she doesn't seem to want to live up to whatever of their expectations.
• Dust of Snow In which Wizard Lenin and Lily briefly address the future in which Magician Lenin returns to the material plane leaving Lily behind.
• The Pettigrew Incident In which the Weasley Twins induct Lily Potter into a Secret Club and Peter Pettigrew meets a gruesome cease. Not canon.
• Pygmalion In which Hermione Granger tries and fails to shape Eleanor Lily Potter into a normal human in the course of one morning time. Not catechism.
• Ellie Potter Day In which Frank The Vampire has a long continuing tradition of avoiding Halloween and in recent years Ellie Potter Day for his own health and sanity; on October 31 1987 when a determined and hungry Lily Riddle arrives at the part he finds himself breaking this trend.
• All the Incorrect Conclusions In which Snape contemplates the success and failure of his ongoing power struggle and its relation to his shattered preconceptions regarding Ellie Potter.
• That Mysterious, Chaotic, and Wonderful Eleanor Potter In which the Weasley twins retrieve virtually Ellie Potter, pranks, marriage, and being a chip out of their league merely loving it anyway.
• Little Lenin'due south First and Last Christmas In which Sorcerer Lenin tells Lily a vaguely warm-hearted Christmas themed story.
• Mimsy were the Borogoves In which Lily, later on opening the incorrect doors at the incorrect time, tries to describe her experience in detention with professor Quirrell and comes short of the essence of things. Not canon.
• Oedipus On a mean solar day that never happened, but could take, in July of 1971 James Potter meets a mysterious red headed time traveler and things do non go well. Not canon.
• Luck be a Lady In a shorter time than Harry believes possible Voldemort comes perilously shut to winning the war, meanwhile Lily gets kidnapped by some cultists when mistaken for a virgin sacrifice. Not canon.
• The Eastern Front end At the tail finish of the Albanian campaign Frank The Vampire and an allied Albanian vampire discuss the various impressions Lily Riddle manages to leave.
• Eleanor Potter and the Train Station Called Purgatory Ellie Potter was never the boy who lived, she just happened to exist in the same room at the same time, and however she tin't help simply grow and detect that it is never Harry Potter who must fight his own demons. Not canon.
• In the Meantime January, 1992, the Slytherin beginning years accept their weekly meeting to discuss what to do nearly the now missing Ellie Potter and Daphne Greengrass wonders if there isn't something a piffling peculiar about Hermione Granger.
• A Conversation with a King A nighttime spirit in the guise of a child confronts Aleksander, the recently appointed leader of Wizarding Albania, after the vampire revolution and they hash out the costs and benefits of confronting Lily Riddle.
• Suggestion Lily and company make Trelawney an offer she can't refuse and Trelawney, with the help of her inner heart, realizes that something's more than than a little off about Eleanor Potter. Not catechism.
• The Last Harry Potter Lily and Tom Riddle discuss the backwash of Lily'due south inter-dimensional adventures and the fall of the Society of the Phoenix over Jasmine tea and classical music. Not canon.
• An Albanian Interlude Lily'due south Albanian warfare is briefly interrupted when Hermione Granger shows up wandering around the battlefield looking for her. Not canon.
• Merrily We Curlicue Forth Lily restores the memories of Hermione's parents merely can't help but experience more than a chip out of place afterward the whole affair's done. Not canon.
• A Chocolate for Your Thoughts A nine year old student new to his main schoolhouse wonders if it's a skillful idea whether or not to requite the mysterious Ellie Potter chocolates for Valentine'due south Day.
• Scheherazade Rabbit confronts Sally Anne Perkins in a place without time or space.
• Default Origins Godric Gryffindor meets the time travelling Lily and together they terrorize towns with oversized poultry and wreck havoc beyond the countryside. Later, Lily becomes upset when she remembers that they still have that Hogwarts thing to build. Non canon.
• River Optics Before his revolution begins Tom Riddle reaches out to Fenrir Greyback in order to gain the support of the rogue British werewolves.
• Vivid Eyes Decease reenters a seemingly familiar world in 1979 and is forced to recollect that he was one time Harry Potter when he befriends his father likewise as to remember what it means to be human. Not canon.
• Tuesday Before the Tempest Before everything began Lenin once asked Riddle Inc. for a loan to fund his revolution; Frank reminisces.
• The Lost Ark An aggressive and fanciful Gellert Grindelwald summons the creator of the hallows, namely Expiry itself. His expectations become off the rails when he ends up with a baroque niggling girl instead. Not canon.
• The Strange Case of Merlin's Identity Theft Swords, beards, Christianity, more than swords, more beards, weird meaning lady, more than swords, weird sometime bristles guy. Or, Lily ends up travelling through fourth dimension and more or less accidentally stealing Merlin's identity. Not canon.
• On the Shores of Black Lake Luna Lovegood and Rabbit hash out the newest Albanian transfer student at Hogwarts, Ellie, and how sometimes Rabbit isn't as entirely indifferent as he portrays himself to be.
• What About Lily? Lenin and Lily casually bicker about and discuss Neville's competence in potions, friendship and how neither of them have real friends, utilitarianism and the solution of pushing fat people off of trains, glass houses, the merits of choosing not to hash out Freud, and more.
• Wanting Things In which Death tells a story, and propels the three of them down a path unwandered, where Lily is forced to recognize the meaningless of her existence and all that she volition practice to go along things equally they are in retentiveness. Not canon.
• Life in the Fast Lane A hypothetical fifteen-year-sometime Lily decides it'due south high fourth dimension she learns how to drive a car then she can beginning attracting people like Cedric Diggory, and, as usual, she forces Magician Lenin along for the joy ride. Not canon.
• Paradoxical Meanderings In a world in which Lily herself cannot peradventure exist, she contemplates the events that brought her there, too as her relationship to a younger alternating Wizard Lenin and her own office in his new world order. Not canon.
  • Sequel to Oedipus
• The Hogwarts Host Lodge Lily, afterward being swarmed by Lenin Rabbitson's fans one besides many times, comes up with the farfetched solution to all of their fan girl woes by creating a club of beautiful men to entertain the prepubescent ladies. Not canon.
• The Pit of Human being's Fears and Peak of his Cognition One time, perhaps, Rabbit ate Scotland.
• When Lily Met Lily After her disastrous, and rather fuzzy, confrontation with Trotsky in 1992, Lily finds herself vaulted back into Little Whinging six years earlier, to a time and place where Lily and Wizard Lenin had only only met and have everything nonetheless before them. Naturally, she decides communication is warranted. Not canon.
• Blueish Skies on Mars At the finish of Morgan'south dream, the dead Kuato, played past none other than the strange boy from the arcade in the body of a Martian mutant comes to speak well-nigh self, memory, and Tom Riddle.
• Morilden A little mermaid, dreaming of a earth above the surface which reflects the hope she has in mankind, once meets a little prince dreaming of kingship, honor, and glory. Still, similar the sun glimmering on the surface of the body of water, sometimes dreams, while cute, cannot be held in ane's easily. Not catechism. Spin-off.
• Mr Weasley Goes to Riddle Incorporated Bill Weasley, human being Gringotts employee, is sent out to make nice with Lily Riddle'due south vampires and find out what the blazes is going on in Albania. There he meets an unaccommodating Frank.
• The Night Before the Morning After After driving a very expensive car to attract men ended in sad failure a desperate Lily goes back to the drawing board, and then desperately takes up Lenin'southward communication. Fortunately or not, it goes off the rails. Not catechism.
  • Sequel to Life in the Fast Lane
• The Heir of Slytherin One time, in the early on Fall of 1992, Eleanor Lily Potter had a take chances to slay a basilisk before the sleeping accommodation could be opened. Without the heir of Slytherin Lockhart decides to direct a play, Lily struggles with homework, and Wizard Trotsky must come up up with a program b. Not catechism.
• There'southward Got to be a Morning After In which, in a moment of blind panic, Lily remembers that she got drunk and had sex activity with somebody only the question is if information technology was Draco Malfoy or someone more appealing. Not canon.
  • Sequel to The Night Before the Morning Afterward
• What I Choose to Believe December 1992, after Hogwarts breaks for the holidays during a frightful term, Luna Lovegood goes out of her manner to interview Frank the vampire.
• The Wonderful Lives of Godric and Salazar In a fit of desperation in a hypothetical Triwizard Tournament, Lily summons the founders from the expressionless to prove that setting dragons on students is crossing some sort of line. Not canon.
  • Sequel to Default Origins
• A Lost Chat In the place before and afterward all worlds ever existed, Lily and Rabbit share a one-sided conversation.

     Spin-Off

Primary Story

• Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, baroque, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and speedily becomes his best friend.
  • Crossover with Naruto

Side Stories

• The Temptation of Desperate Men In which, in an act of desperation, Madara chooses an apprentice much sooner than he expected before Konoha can become more absurd and more dangerous. Unfortunately, he chooses the start one he finds, which happens to be the overpowered and socially oblivious Eru Lee. Non canon.
• Information technology's a Wonderful Life After the disastrous confrontation with Lee's aggressor during their first C-rank Lee teleports herself and Minato to an unfamiliar Konoha decades in the hereafter. There they are forced to confront the world where Lee doesn't exist and Lee's own growing affliction. Non canon.
• A Cursory Parlor Comedy with Divine and Terrifying Beings Kurama, the Kyuubi no Kitsune, has his first impression of Eru Lee and concludes that humans are not but idiots but likewise great fools. Lee also sticks her human foot into her oral fissure slightly more than she unremarkably does in whatever given conversation. Not catechism.
• C-Beams off the Tannhauser Gate Emotional Support Lee'south initial attempt of death by river fails and she'southward left to wander and find a new means of either fulfilling her beingness or dying. She meets a few interesting people along the style.
• English Vacation Jiraiya gets a hold of Lee'south Hogwarts Admission Letter and team 7, plus retired hokage, go off to investigate Lee'southward origins. Meanwhile Lee becomes frustrated that no one also her seems to realize that reality is in fact a giant illusion that is in the process of breaking apart. Not catechism.
• Eru Lee'southward Fantastic Adventures in Flatland Squad seven, Tobirama, and now Orochimaru make their render to the mysterious land of England and observe information technology even more bizarre and alien than they had previously idea. To the point where they are forced to wonder if Eru Lee wasn't right all forth. Not canon.
  • Sequel to English Vacation
• Lee's Search for Christmas Spirit It's December 25th and Eru Lee is spending the mean solar day delivering presents to all of her favorite acquaintances and friends. However, she finds herself distracted past thoughts of the Shinigami and her own uncertain human relationship to him. Not catechism.
• Fathers and Fishcakes Panicking in the middle of the plant zombie battle, Eru Lee accidentally whisks squad seven and the nidaime decades into an alternating dimension's futurity. There they discover a few of the surprising elements to this other globe while the other earth discovers a few aspects of Eru Lee. Non catechism.
• Usagi Lee wakes upwardly i morning to discover another Konoha she never knew existed as well as an altered, strangely terrifying, Minato. Afterward, she is forced to exist accountable for actions she only barely remembers having taken.
• Becoming Minako Afterwards having their first kid, and a rather eventful and destructive nine months, Lee decides that for the condom of Konoha and the happiness of Minato she has no pick but to switch their genders. Minato doesn't appreciate it at all. Not canon.
• The Many Minds of Eru Lee After his failed assail on the Potters, Tom Riddle finds himself in a strange state populated by the omnipresent, kittenish, doppelganger of Lily Evans and finds himself mostly unnerved, irritated, and very dislocated.
• How I Met Your Other Mother Kushina tells the tale of how she, single handedly, managed to seduce both Lee and Minato at the same time to her impressionable (if horrified) children. Not canon.
• Isn't the Globe Beautiful The saga of Emotional Back up Lee continues equally she questions what it means to discover completion and emotional contentment.
  • Sequel to C-Beams off the Tannhauser Gate
• The Scent of Summer Expiry, having agreed to immigrate to Konoha with Eru Lee, contemplates his surroundings and his adolescent analogue. Not canon.
• Something Warm and Tender Jiraiya, plainly, has foisted a few of his duties every bit a sensei onto Sakumo and now it's upwardly to him to teach Lee and Minato about some of the facts of life, and why it'due south not such a bully idea for them to share a bedroom. Not canon.
• The Entropy of Lee The sannin plus Sakumo once over again find themselves holed up in Jiraiya's flat drinking away their Lee troubles at Jiraiya'southward bidding. Meanwhile, Jiraiya wonders why information technology's always at his place, and why they can't ever seem to do normal people things like going to restaurants or checking out ladies in bathhouses.
• The Flubbed Line Caught in a nefarious trap, when an enemy flubs his line, Lee proceeds to rant about English language politics, her amateur Itachi's complete lack of suave, Obito and Kakashi's suaveness past comparison, and how no one appreciates James Bail films as much as she does. Non catechism.
• Why Practise Birds Suddenly Appear? Minato tries, and by and large fails, to ask Lee on a date. Not canon.
• The Tale of Ren When a red-headed girl appears out of nothingness, bleeding out in his bedroom, and declares herself to be a ninja of Konoha, eight-year-old Tom Riddle decides that his needs are best served in a place other than England. Not canon.
• Meet the Godfather When Sirius Black falls through the veil of death, he makes a cursory pitstop in Konoha, where neither Lee nor Minato are in any fashion happy to see him. Not canon.
• Die Hogwarts In which Lee, after her disastrous second confrontation with the constitute zombies, unwittingly reenacts Die Difficult in 1997'south occupied Hogwarts while trying to reenact staples of the Western genre. Naturally, it goes poorly for everyone involved. Non canon.
• It Must be Tuesday Jiraiya, returning from a mission without the usual team vii tagging along with him, finds himself returning to what in any other village would be an unprecedented disaster but in Konoha is more or less an boilerplate day with Eru Lee hanging around. Perhaps that should be a bad sign. Not canon.
• Eru Lee and the Temple of Doom Jiraiya and Minato, on returning to Konoha, notice that their beloved hidden hamlet now has a Jashinist trouble. Predictably, it's all Lee's fault. Not canon.
• The Trees are Greener Later on his effort to resurrect the deceased hokages, messing with time, space, too as death itself, Eru Lee's Konoha finds itself cast into Uzumaki Naruto'due south Konoha. Later disposing and making an example of Orochimaru, the various casts eye themselves and briefly explore the overwhelming differences betwixt both worlds. Not canon.
• Reports of Izuna'due south Decease Have Been Greatly Exaggerated In a far off day in a hypothetical time to come Lee and Tobirama manage to create a truly alarming paradox that volition destroy their past. Just, on the other hand, can you actually expect anything less from Eru Lee? Not canon.
• The Fresh Prince of Bachelors This is a story all about how Lee's life gets flipped, turned upside down, or more importantly how she comes to a few realizations and makes a few interesting choices. Non catechism.
• The Dark Yakumo Saga A bored and desperate adult jonin Eru Lee, deprived of chunin apprentices and children, demands a new student to distract her from the tedium that is peacetime in Konoha. Yondaime hokage, Minato, coincidentally, has just been petitioned by the Kurama clan head to assign a tutor to the problematic association heir. Non canon.
• On the Street Where You Live Sometimes the hamlet gives truly ridiculous and truly invasive missions, still, Lee'southward bored, a tad alone, apprentice-less, and perhaps needing a mission or two to point her in new directions. If Tobirama is the aforementioned, then so much the amend. Not catechism.
• A Round of Butterbeers In 1945, a pair of strange and violent transfer students from Japan come up to Hogwarts challenge to exist assassins. Tom can't decide if he's unimpressed, jealous, or perchance fifty-fifty a tad on edge of Minato Namikaze or Lee Eru. Not canon.
• The Sunset Prince In one case, perhaps, before travelling onward to come across Namikaze Minato, Eru Lee decided to stop in Uzushio and run across the girl who would one day be his married woman. Not canon.
• An Interlude with Gellert and Lee Between scenes in The Tale of Ren we catch a glimpse of an unseen interactions between Lee and Gellert Grindelwald.
  • Side Story to The Tale of Ren
• They're All Child Soldiers On a day that never happened, Sirius Black falls through the veil of decease and onto Ichiraku's ramen stand up in Konoha, where he meets what could accept been his goddaughter in a earth he'd never want Harry to alive in. Non catechism.
• The Dream Called Konoha Eru Lee, later on her disastrous battle with plant zombies, finds herself dorsum in time in the clan war era creating paradoxes left and right. Tobirama tries to adapt to the new world order. Not canon.
• Noble Intentions and Jilted About Lovers Subsequently having ended upwardly in a relationship with Lee, Tobirama is confronted by Minato. Not canon.
• Boy Troubles Tequila Weasley, who was once not so long ago known as Tom Riddle, finds himself in a bit of a demark as he has to explain quidditch to a very confused Lee.

Crossovers

• Lily and Lee and Everything in Between Lee briefly battles her civilian English analogue over the fate of the English shinobi and they come to a sure understanding of each other and how unlike they truly are.
  • Crossover with Lily and the Fine art of Existence Sisyphus
• Finishing the Hat Feeling out of place in Konoha, Lee begins an exploration department in Konoha, taking her amateur Obito with her on an expedition to another dimension a long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away. There, she confronts the strange shinobi civilization there and their disdain for zipper.
  • Crossover with Star Wars
• The Paths Unchosen In a possible future, Anakin chooses to become a shinobi, and Padme is left trying to empathize exactly what this ways. Not canon.
  • Side Story to Finishing the Hat
• The Number of Licks to Get to the Center of a Tootsie Popular On the ship ride from Tatooine to Coruscant, Lee and Obito keep their card game in Obi-Wan's absence, and wax nostalgia nearly genin days long since past every bit well as Kakashi being... Kakashi.
  • Side Story to Finishing the Lid
• Eru Lee and the Sundance Child Instead of going to the Star Wars universe, the unwitting Eru Lee and Uchiha Obito stumble into a strange virtually medieval earth filled with immortal and terrifying hunter nin, clever half-sized shinobi with the all consuming goal of getting lucky, and the worst kage ever.
  • Crossover with The Lord of the Rings
• Choices Anakin, in some other fourth dimension and place, wins a pod race he was e'er supposed to win and becomes a jedi. Years afterward, after the republic has fallen, Lee Eru dares to testify her face again.
  • Side Story to Finishing the Hat
• The Sunlight of Some other World Travelling back in fourth dimension from a dystopic future and the devastation of Konoha, Lee and Obito brand the acquaintance then become friends with a young Steve Rogers while they simultaneously gear up to fight a war whose fronts stretch into infinity.
  • Crossover with Helm America: The First Avenger
• The Terminate of an Era In which the Force, for his own reasons, chooses to reveal himself to the jedi council and save Obi-Wan Kenobi from expulsion.
  • Side Story to Finishing the Chapeau
• Deus Ex Machina Lee, sent on a mission of unknown length which cannot be avoided, sends the homo she in one case thought was her father to train Obito in her place.
  • Side Story to Finishing the Hat

     Crossovers

• The World that Never Was Thomas Evans and Harry Potter encounter a red headed daughter claiming to be an alternated version of Harry Potter from a reality where a rabbit has devoured England. It leads to quite a few odd conversations.
  • Crossover with Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
• Lily and the Art of Divine Responsibility After meeting a beingness Azrael claims is God he decides to ask Tom for advice, they end up getting hopelessly drunk instead. In the meantime Lily tries out beingness God and it goes nearly likewise as yous would expect information technology to.
  • Crossover with Oct
• Lite and Shadow of the Afar Sun The birth and expiry of a people, equally seen from the eyes of the caput priest on Pluto, and the aftermath of the destruction of a world where Lily fails to discover meaning for herself within Hogwarts or exterior of it.
  • Sequel to Lily and the Art of Divine Responsibility
• The Labor of Calorie-free Yagami The Decease Rex pays Light a visit later claiming the universe has been eaten by a terrifying being chosen Rabbit and Light finds that he doesn't appreciate whatever of it. Lily, for her ain role, struggles to define what it is to exist a god.
  • Crossover with Expiry Annotation
• Oceania America and Russia'southward decade long feuding has finally produced a dearest kid, the terrifying and overpowered Eleanor Lily Potter, otherwise known equally the girl-who-lived.
  • Crossover with Hetalia: Axis Powers
• Under the Shadow of the Clock Tower Link wanders through worlds, times, life, and death to announced in a train station where Death offers him tea and conversation.
  • Crossover with The Legend of Zelda
• Children Volition Listen Harry Potter meets a strange woman with red hair in the train station between life and death. Together, they discuss his worth equally a human being and the merit in leaving behind a world that is called-for.
  • Crossover with The Unwinding Golden Thread
• Lily and Lee and Everything in Between Lee briefly battles her civilian English counterpart over the fate of the English shinobi and they come to a certain understanding of each other and how dissimilar they truly are.
  • Crossover with Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds
• The Wasteland The One True Ring, on his perilous odyssey back to Mordor, becomes acquainted with Eleanor Lily Potter and slowly begins to question the meaning of his own existence.
  • Crossover with The Lord of the Rings
• My Immortal Lily and the Art of Bringing Me to Life On what seems like an ordinary day in Hogwarts Lily and company notice themselves in a surreal reality that seems to hinge entirely on a strange transfer educatee by the name of Ebony Manner. Now, with reality fierce at the seams, Lily must find a way to salve the universe before everything she knows and loves sinks into a goffick abyss.
  • Crossover with My Immortal and Whole Plot Reference to Ubik
• The Shadows our Souls Vesture A story about Lily and her surprisingly human daemon, Lenin, what it means to be both nifty and terrible, and how to navigate through a world that doesn't seem inclined to remain sane.
  • Crossover with His Night Materials
• In the Garden of Eden While Hogwarts is succumbing to the gothic will of Ebony Way and the Satanist death of the universe, Frank and company trudge on and wonder if wizards aren't stranger than they previously idea.
  • Side Story to My Immortal Lily and the Fine art of Bringing Me to Life
• And You, Boromir? Lily and Wizard Lenin, in the middle of walking across Middle Globe, contemplate their companions and Boromir'southward remarkable similarity to Ron Weasley.
  • Side Story to The Wasteland
• A Mars Without Gondolas Later choosing his own life over the wellbeing of his world, the fused Band and Lily, come across Lily'south doppelganger and a human achingly similar to Expiry in the barren wastelands of Mars.
• Ozymandias Jasper Whitlock faces his death at the easily of the destroyer of worlds and wonders if, after he has perished, if in that location will be anything left of them.
  • Crossover with Twilight
• The Demiurge The year is 1996 and in a strange, incomprehensible, activeness on the part of the grail itself Eleanor Lily Potter is summoned as a servant in the grail war.
  • Crossover with Fate/Zero
• The Black Lodge Drunkard on the wine of the king of heroes, Lily dreams of cherry rooms and saxophones.
  • Side Story to The Demiurge
• Wearing the Faces of Men When Wizard Lenin and Lily mysteriously observe themselves in the Pokémon universe in Lily's second yr, the pair are forced into condign Pokémon trainers, and they, along with Ash Ketchum, travel on their journey to become Pokémon masters fifty-fifty as they search for a means to go home.
  • Crossover with Pokémon
• Think Almost the Sun All the world's a stage, and all the men and women just players. They have their exits and their entrances, and i man in his time plays many parts. Lily, as the Lead Player and usher of this foreign stage we call life, presents the play of Tom Riddle'southward life, with a glorious unseen finale.
  • Crossover with Pippin
• A Gym Leader Covets Once, in a future that does not happen, Lily steps foot into Saffron Metropolis and Sabrina begins a stilted conversation.
  • Side Story to Wearing the Faces of Men
• The Wine of Gods Later the events of the 4th grail war, Gilgamesh and Severus Snape have a conversation.
  • Epilogue of The Demiurge
• Oh the Pokémanity! In an odd turn of events, Lily unwittingly anthropomorphizes her cuddly Pokémon friends Pikachu and Clefairy in the existent world. Ash, Lily, and visitor then must come up to grips with their newly human companions while their newly human companions try to come to grips with themselves.
  • Side Story to Wearing the Faces of Men
• The Shadow of God'south Pale Hands In which before falling out of a tree Eleanor Lily Potter stumbles beyond a bloodstained goban and meets the wandering spirit trapped inside.
  • Crossover with Hikaru no Go
• Rabbit's Progeny When someone other than Rabbit devours Scotland and transforms it into a hellscape, Lily, Wizard Lenin, and Rabbit follow the yellow brick road which leads them to a surprising source.
  • Crossover with Teen Titans
• A Matter of Faith and Volition In which, in his search for God, Castiel comes beyond the foreign woman Eleanor Lily Potter in England and the 2 discuss the universe, the finish, faith, the demiurge, and the price and pregnant of freedom.
  • Crossover with Supernatural
• The Will of Heaven Only a year later on Lily's participation in the fourth holy grail war in Fuyuki Nihon, in the summer of 1997 Lily, Magician Lenin, and Gilgamesh are summoned to an alternate dimension in Romania to boxing in a holy war for the fate of the greater grail and consequently the freedom and promise of all flesh.
  • Sequel to The Demiurge
• A Divine Crawler In a earth of caped crusaders and villains, all parahuman Eleanor Lily Potter wants to do is become to the zoo.
  • Crossover with Worm
• Lily's Postponed Babylonian Vacation It's Halloween night and Lily tries and fails to explain what she got up to over the summer of 1996, then of course, Gilgamesh shows up to explain for her.
  • Side Story to The Demiurge
• The (Chiliad)im Possibilities Md Drakken's latest weapon fires off on Kim with surprising results. A curt while later on, Lily tries and fails to understand why some blue guy is interrupting her breakfast.
  • Crossover with Kim Possible
• The Hubris of Dragons Against all possibilities, Indil finds himself thrown dorsum in fourth dimension and facing a dragon he had in one case stared downwards on a hobbit'southward finger.
  • Side Story to The Wasteland
• Maybe Adjacent Fourth dimension A look at a earth in which Lily does play the role of a pokémon.
  • Side Story to Wearing the Faces of Men
• Nosotros'll Shine Subsequently a thousand years and the end of the world, Death steps off the railroad train and into a Hogwarts that isn't Hogwarts at all. Ane that already has another Death inside it.
  • Sequel to My Immortal Lily and the Art of Bringing Me to Life
• The Outlander Marooned on a strange, desert, earth once inhabited by the progenitors of mankind, the alien priest Light and Shadow of the Distant Sun must make utilise of the sick-fated Prometheus and its crew while searching for the answers that Lily believes he should seek.
  • Sequel to Light and Shadow of the Distant Sun
• We're All Tom Riddle Hither Tom Riddle, after the events of The Unwinding Gilded Thread, finds himself in an empty barren globe which consists only of Tom Riddles.
• The Melancholy of Tom Riddle Tom Riddle, on entering Hogwarts, meets a strange overpowered girl who claims this isn't the first world that's ever existed while he contends with the truth that he is not at the heart of the universe.
  • Crossover with Haruhi Suzumiya

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Not to be confused with the fanfic Sisyphus which is a Peggy Sue.

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This story provides examples of:

• Ambiguous Innocence: Lily. Where she falls in whatsoever given spectrum of morality or 'innocence' is upwards in the air. A major cistron in this is her Dark and Troubled Past. Some aspects mean she'southward a bit closer to Obliviously Evil.
• Anachronic Order: The side stories are not told in any particular order, and their relation to 'catechism' is tenuous, at best. They are mostly there because the author thought they were funny and couldn't fit them into the main plot.
• Anthropomorphic Personification: Information technology'due south not quite played straight, but essentially Lily is the anthropomorphic personification of Death.
• Ascended Extra/Breakout Character: Constantine- amend known as Frank The Vampire -has go so popular that the author has expressed interest in writing a spin-off series almost him.
• Bluish-and-Orangish Morality: In a like vein to Lily'due south cryptic innocence despite being the narrator Lily's perspective of the world is so warped that information technology's difficult to label her actions with any morality scheme.
• A Boy and His Ten: Averted past Lily and Rabbit. Lily certainly keeps Rabbit close, just that's more out of the concern he'll consume Scotland if left unsupervised. Possibly Zig-Zagged afterwards on when Rabbit isn't in bunny form any longer, though Rabbit has ever been an Eldritch Anathema.
• Broken Bird: Hermione, after the events of Christmas 1991.
• Deject Cuckoo Lander: Lily. Every bit Wizard Lenin puts it at 1 point — "Of course, you may never truly understand people. Perhaps you're simply not capable of information technology, every bit they will never empathize you lot, you volition never fully understand them."
• Scissure Fic: Death existence Lily'due south long-lost Uncle is the most believable and low-key element.
• Crazy Cat Lady: According to Lily, if you accept a cat, yous are evidently insane. Thus her opinion of Mrs. Figg...
• Creepy Child: Lily is... a little different, and everyone notices. It'due south part of what isolates her.
• Pessimism Catalyst: To Hermione, the events of Christmas 1991, which made her lose all faith in authorisation figures.
• Death: Apparently Lily's Uncle. May or may not be the bodily canon Harry Potter.
  • Lily herself.
• Driven to Suicide: Played for laughs. Over and over once more.
• Drugs Are Bad: Voldemort plain kept his followers in line and loyal using narcotics. And, also, bizarrely, it seems that a futurity version of Lily from the past sold them to him.
• Dark and Troubled Past: Lily, over again.
  • Information technology is implied that Death has one as well although this has yet to be made clear.
• Eldritch Anathema: Rabbit, as Lily insists. He might consume Scotland if left unsupervised.
• For the Lulz: Lily does much of what she does because she'southward curious, some of it because her upbringing, or lack thereof, ways she sees nothing wrong with it (and is very confused when people try to right her), but the bulk of it is because she'due south bored. As Severus Snape learns the hard way.
• Have We Met Yet?: This is how Lily met Frank, an encounter which lead her to assume the identity of the drug lord Lily Riddle, who has been all but confirmed to be a fourth dimension-travelling Lily Potter.

  Frank: So... I approximate y'all're back from vacation.

• Humanoid Abomination: Lily somewhen forces Rabbit into a man form, he makes for a more often than not passable man but he, for example, tin can Ret-Gone people and things, has set up a dorm in the Uncanny Valley, and the things he talks about all testify that he isn't human being at all.
  • Lily herself is every then ofttimes noted every bit coming off equally slightly otherwordly, and not in the harmless Luna Lovegood sense, she doesn't call up like a normal human, has Reality Warper powers and Resurrective Immortality and is stated to be the Grim Reaper. This plays particularly in Wearing the Faces of Men , a story named after her.
• Insistent Terminology: Wizard Lenin attempts to assert he has a name early on, but neither Death, nor Lily telephone call him past it. Lily insists he is Sorcerer Lenin, and he is never addressed equally anything else by the narration.
  • Frank The Vampire'south existent name is Constantine. Not that he ever got Lily to call him that.
  • Lily insists on calling her magic Glitches no matter how many times everyone else calls it magic. Well, because her theories on why magic exists at all...
  • Quirrell The Squirrel.
• Little Miss Badass: Lily, naturally.
• The Masquerade: Lily is consistently confused past this, and sees no point in it's continuation. However, she gives up on breaking it downwardly once anybody gets zapped with memory charms.
• Obliviously Evil: Lily is about never malicious, more often than not she just has a very, very skewed perspective of the world- what with the Sunday afternoon suicides to visit Death and Wizard Lenin sealed in her mind and all.
• Reality Warper: Lily. To her, the rules of physics and magic are no more than than guidelines, which she is more happy to disregard.
• Ret-Gone: This is what happens to things and people Rabbit eats, such as the ghosts of Hogwarts and later Sally-Anne Perkins.
• Dominion of Funny: The story runs on the idea of absurdism and poking holes in the logical fallacies of the serial.
• Shout-Out: The story makes frequent references to many things most falling into a few categories: science fiction and fantasy, literature, history, and violent eighties activity films.
  • A few of the recurring references are Lenin, the Hindenburg zeppelin disaster, and 1984 although there are many others.
• Time Abyss: Uncle Death, who has been alive long enough to witness the end of his universe.
• Time Machine: On her fisrt twenty-four hours of class in 2nd yr, Lily built a time-turner, which she promptly used to relive monday several times, thought she mentioned she didn't actually demand information technology to fourth dimension-travel.
• Troll: Lily gleefully sets out to drive Severus Snape irrevocably insane.

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